Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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