Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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