i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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