im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Farmville is her only friend.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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