I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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