that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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