if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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