I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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