I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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