How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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