...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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