i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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