Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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