We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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