Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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