i permit you to call me
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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