Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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