brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Need sex. Gaining weight.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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