I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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