i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
