His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Randomize