I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I would fuck him just for his dog
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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