I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You're like the curious george of whores
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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