I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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