Pappa wants mamma naked
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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