Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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