No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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