Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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