Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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