This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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