nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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