Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I could make wine with my vomit
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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