When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
