Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
My balls are so social today.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
is that a dick in a sweater?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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