I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Are we still banned from the library?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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