This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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