just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
As shirtless as possible
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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