he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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