ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Randomize