Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I need water and some morals
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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