so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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