My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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