Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Are my feet made of real feet?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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