Are we in a gay sports bar?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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