just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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