you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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