He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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