Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
i've created a new STD.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Two words: blizzard sex
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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