he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I supernannyed him into submission
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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