i barfeds in our rink
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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