thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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