You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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