suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
God I need to hump something, right now.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Randomize
