Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
