Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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