I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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