Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I'm too high and old for this...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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